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:: posted by buermann @ 2009-08-23 11:44:16 CST |
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I've long upheld the sound policy that every meeting of the legislatures must commence with a strip search, a full spectrum cavity probe, an identity check and a blood test, for each and every legislator, to make sure there are no impostors or evildoers; of the kind that might be using drugs or concealing weapons. These good people are doing important work, work vital to the security of the nation, and we simply cannot risk the possibility that a drug-addled impostor with an RPG up his ass will interrupt the democratic process. If it saves just one life, it will be worth it.
posted by al_schumann
@ 2009-08-23 23:53:04 | link
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