think of hopes in things absurd:
Democrats preserve the right to fillibuster by swearing to never use it. Congressman denounces First Ammendment of the US Constitution as "treasonous". Baptist minister refuses to apologize for "The Koran should be flushed sign", Koran copy surives car zero. 25 episodes of the Nutty Professor. Texas passes ammendment barring homosexuals access to the rights granted to heterosexual couples. "We committ ourselves to reject hatred and to teach tolerance and live in peace", said the First Lady. Viagra provided by state to ex-felons convicted on sex offenses, sex offender arrested for not registering his tent, Bush appointee and author of As Jesus Cared for Women accused of anal rape by ex-wife, subjected to "anti-Christian litmus test".
your turing test:
Oil for Nothing:US Holds On Humanitarian SuppliesIraq: 1997-2001
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