Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird/I'mma give you the world:
If you can't produce enough good fake news on your own you can always buy it straight from the source. Presumably these are the sources of the mountain of good news from Iraq you never hear enough about.
your turing test:
Oil for Nothing:US Holds On Humanitarian SuppliesIraq: 1997-2001
the good book and other cultural artifacts