Apparently when a textiles manufacturer brandishes "Worldwide Responsible Apparel Production" certification of plants they've already decided to move to a suddenly "business friendly" Haiti it means the opposite of what you'd think it would mean. Presumably this is because they have, more or less, certified themselves.
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Oil for Nothing:US Holds On Humanitarian SuppliesIraq: 1997-2001
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